In my headcannon, these two are bffs. download
I can see why. They are both thrown into a world they don’t know much about, so they could have each other and kinda go “Who needs email anyway? Regular mail is so much cooler”.
its starting
Damn
excuse me did you say florida
welp i’m out
wellp it’s been fun
Um…is this real?
this actually happened. omg did they like further investigate the body of the guy who was apparently a fucking zombie? I’m moving to the north pole with santa claus, it seems safe there….
Did I mention that I am going to be spending a week in Miami soon?

(Source: telltalespider)
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A dramatic reading of LMFAO’s “Sexy and I Know It”.
GIRL LOOK AT THAT BODY … GIRRRL LOOK AT THAT BODDDYYY.
I don’t think I have laughed so much in months xD
WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE UH

(Source: tyleroakley, via ash1309)
Not content with walking away with a fictional person’s BAFTA, Jim Moriarty proceeded to buy out the judges to stop his arch-enemy from getting the award he deserves.
Well played, Jim, you bastard.
Jim Moriarty at his most evil.

Some girls want to hear “I’m the Doctor.”
Some prefer “The name is Sherlock Holmes.”
Some even go as far as “I’m Captain Jack Harkness.”
But for a few of us. The few that lurk in the dark.
We long to hear “Jim Moriarty. Hi.”And I, the greedy bitch, want to hear them all.
That moment when you really want to be friends with someone.
BUT YOU’RE TOO DAMN SOCIALLY AWKWARD.
(Source: blueboxfrog, via pernillo)
I found a new hobby.
Want to ruin some friendships this weekend?
Imagine having just one friend.
(Source: halliebadger)





